I’m torn. Heejun Han will be the third Korean dude to take the Idol stage, following in the footsteps of Paul Kim, who refused to wear shoes on stage, and John Park, who was handsome enough but bored the shit out of everyone. I’m not sure if the Korean-American community is ready to have a contestant who can actually make it to the late stages of the Idol competition. We’re ready to content farm, run for local office, dominate college admissions, and write “immigrant experience” novels, but what happens when we’re exposed to America’s gigantic army of rabid, Idol-voting tweens? I fear the worst.